Funny Mother’s Day messages
Mum, you are way cooler than dad.
Dear Mum. Thanks for putting up with a whiny, bratty child like my sibling. Love from your favourite child.
Mum. Congratulations – I turned out fabulous!
Mum, I know it’s hard for you on Mother’s Day...
to hide the fact that I’m your favourite!
A mum: the amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors in the middle of the night three bedrooms away, while dad snores next to her.
Because I said so. Every single mum
Mother’s Day card templates
Download our free printable Mother’s Day cards – great for adults and kids can colour them in, too.
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Mother’s Day quotes
All I am I owe to my mother. George Washington
There is no influence so powerful as that of the mother. Sarah Josepha Hale
Don’t poets know it better than others? God can’t be always everywhere: and, so, invented Mothers. Sir Edwin Arnold
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. Irish Proverb
Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together. Susan Gale
Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. Anon
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” Phyllis Diller
Mother’s Day IOU tokens
If you're stuck for a Mother's Day gift, why not download our blank IOU tokens and promise to give your mum breakfast in bed or another delightful treat?
Download Mother’s Day IOU templates
Download Mother’s Day blank templates
Mother’s Day poems
I’m glad that you’re my mother,
kind and caring and strong.
Coz surely no-one else,
Could have put up with me this long!
You taught me to say Please and Thanks,
Because politeness is the way,
So ‘Please’ can I borrow some money? Thanks!
Just kidding. Happy Mother’s Day!
I’ll love you forever,
I’ll like you for always,
As long as I’m living,
My mum you’ll be.
My Mother, my friend so dear
throughout my life you’re always near.
A tender smile to guide my way
You’re the sunshine to light my day.
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